First of all this list is not only applicable to Nigerians, but everybody in general. So if by 30 some of these things are not happening it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
1. You cut out the jerk friends who always reschedule your plans.
2. You no longer have the patience to engage in aggressively boring small talk.
3. You get really great at avoiding people you don't like at the supermarket.
4. Your friends start having kids that you have to pretend to enjoy. Lolz
5. You discover your first, full-blown wrinkle.
6. Low-impact exercise becomes your workout of choice.
7. You no longer cringe at the sight of your bank account balance.
8. You can actually afford surfing lessons on that fancy tropical vacation.
9. Your apartment is significantly nicer than that studio you shared with 3 roommates when you were 22.
10. You don't need other people to tell you you're awesome. You already know.
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